Submitted by Chris from Fucking Nostalgic (fuckingnostalgic.com)
Eel sauce? Might as well spray it with a skunk. I would never eat this atrocious dish, despite the very appealing nomanclature. I believe this would have the opposite effect on Oswald Cobblepot, who would no doubt greedily indulge in the 'Batman' despite personal reservations over the name.